Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Most Embarrassing Feminine Moments


A contest was organized by "New Woman Magazine" on "Most Embarrassing Moments" topic. 
The following are few good embarrassing moments that magazine received from several 
women.


----------------- Curl Up and Die ------------------

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

Melinda Lowe, 39,
Seguin, TX

----------------------- Pad, please! ---------------

An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance.
He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I
could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad.

He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.

Kathy Newman,46,
Winston-Salem,NC

----------------------- Ho, Ho, Ho ------------------

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into
the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.

Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few
shots.

They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our
Christmas cards.
Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and
suggesting I take a closer look.

Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son,
I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!

Name Withheld

----------------------- Lady Golfer------------------

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

Colleen Collins

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