Timmy Quiz: Ultimate ROFL Edition

What do you do when Timmy throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do when Timmy throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth!

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How do you make Timmy laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is Timmy doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why can't Timmy make ice cubes?
He always forgets the recipe.

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How did Timmy try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

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Why does Timmy always smile during lightning storms? 
He thinks his picture is being taken.

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How can you tell when Timmy sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Timmy dial 911? 
He can't find the "eleven" on the phone.

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How do you get Timmy on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.